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BeitragVerfasst: Sa 30. Sep 2006, 15:14 
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auch wenn ichs mir kaum vorstellen kann - aber lt. SuFu haben wir den hier noch nicht...


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Es wird immer schwieriger in der Politik von heute den durchblick zu behalten. Und wer überhaupt keine Ahnung von diesem Bereich hat, der wird erst recht seine Schwierigkeiten haben. Damit auch wirklich jeder versteht was die ganzen Politiker im Parlament von sich geben, ist es notwendig einige Grundbegriffe zu kennen, die ich euch hier erklären möchte. (Stand 2003)


Politiker: Menschliches Individuum, daß den gewöhnlichen Sterblichen ausnehmen kann ohne dabei Gewissensbisse zu bekommen.


Wirtschaftskrise:
Mit der Wirtschaftskrise meinen die Politiker die Unfähigkeit der Firmen Geld zu verdienen und richtig zu investieren. Während man immer wieder einen bestimmten Gewinn erreichen will, sieht es am Ende schlechter aus als man es haben wollte. Deswegen muß man überflüssiges Personal kündigen, damit der Chef trotzdem den gewünschten Gewinn in die Tasche stecken kann. Zu dumm, daß unter dem gekündigten Personal auch einige der besten Mitarbeiter waren und im nächsten Quartal noch weniger Gewinn erwirtschaftet wird. Also noch mehr Leute entlassen und sich einbilden, daß alles genauso laufen wird wie im Vorjahr. Auf die Bitte der Politiker diesen Teufelskreis sein zu lassen, drohen die Firmen nicht nur mit weiteren Kündigungen, sondern auch mit Kürzungen der Spendengeldern an die Parteien.
Eine weitere Beschreibung einer Wirtschaftskrise heißt "Dummheit muß bestraft werden".


Partei: Eine Partei ist eine Ansammlung von Idioten (siehe Politiker), die eine Meinung durchsetzen wollen und deswegen dem Volk erzählt was es hören will. Dabei ist es sehr wichtig, daß die Mitglieder alle gleicher Auffassung sind. Wer das nicht ist, fliegt raus.


Koalition: Zwei oder mehrere Parteien schleimen sich so lange an um zusammen eine gleiche politische Richtung einzuschlagen. Am Ende macht eh jeder was er will.


Opposition:
Oft wird die Opposition als Gruppe missverstanden, die falsche Entscheidungen mit ihren Stimmen entgegenwirken kann. Tatsächlich sind sie prinzipiell gegen alle Ideen, egal ob gut oder schlecht, um selbst besser dazustehen.


Diäten: bringen nicht viel, da nicht nur die Politiker, sondern auch deren Geldbeutel immer fetter werden.


Meinungsfreiheit: Das Recht sagen und schreiben zu können was man denkt. Darunter fällt unter anderem das Verbot von Zensur, wo...


Nanu, wie sind Sie in mein Haus gekommen? Von welcher Partei sagten Sie gerade? Hey, Finger weg von meinem Computer, Finger weg von...

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Sehr abstrakt (und vor allem wahrheitsgemäs) erklärt. SO zu ca. 110% stimmt das was über mir steht. KA wo du das herhast auf jeden Fall super!


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Joa stimmt genau!!

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So versteht das wenigsten (fast) jeder.


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Ich hab da auch noch einen:

Standtpunkt:
abhängig von dem Standtpunkt der anderen Parteien (immer das gegenteil) um von den gegnern der anderen partei gewählt zu werden. Ändert sich nach der Wahl grundsätzlich sofort.


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