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Betreff: Der erste Kettenbrief der Sinn macht


das ist der Hammer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Der erste Kettenbrief mit Sinn:
Dieser Kettenbrief wurde von potenten Männern initiiert, um deren
Sexleben noch fantastischer zu gestalten. Im Gegensatz zu normalen
Kettenbriefen kostet dieser überhaupt nichts, Du kannst nur gewinnen!

Sende diese Mail ganz einfach an 13 Deiner besten Freunde oder
Kollegen, die genauso potent sind wie Du.

Danach narkotisierst Du Deine Frau/Freundin, steckst sie in einen
großen Karton (vergiss nicht die Luftlöcher!) und schickst ihn an
denjenigen, der an erster Stelle auf der Liste steht. Schon bald steht

Dein Name an erster Stelle und du bekommst 823.542
Frauen
per Post! Laut Statistik befinden sich darunter mindestens:

* 0,5 Miss Germany's
* 2,5 Models
* 463 wilde Nymphomaninnen
* 3.234 attraktive Nymphomaninnen
* 20.198 Multiorgasmikerinnen
* 40.198 bisexuelle Frauen

Das sind summa summarum 64.294 Frauen, die ganz einfach heißer,
aufgeschlossener und leckerer sind als die alte, übelgelaunte Wachtel,
die
Du gerade mit der Post weggeschickt hast.

Und das Beste ist: Die alte Schachtel ist garantiert nicht unter
denen, die Du zugeschickt bekommst.

UNTERBRICH DIESEN KETTENBRIEF UNTER KEINEN UMSTAENDEN!

Ein Kerl, der nur an 5 statt an 13 Freunde geschrieben hatte, bekam
zum Beispiel die alte Schabracke zurück, immer noch in den alten
Morgenmantel gekleidet, mit dem er sie weggeschickt hatte, mit einem
langwierigen Migräneanfall und mit vorwurfsvollem Gesichtsausdruck.

Am selben Tag zog das internationale Supermodel, mit dem er
zusammengewohnt hatte, seit er seine Freundin weggeschickt hatte, bei
seinem bestem
Freund
ein (an den er diese Mail nicht geschickt hatte!).

Während ich diese Mail weitersende hat der Typ, der auf der Liste
sechs Plätze über mir steht, bereits 837 Frauen geschickt bekommen und
liegt mit Erschöpfung im Krankenhaus. Vor seinem Krankenzimmer stehen weitere
452 Kartons.

DU MUSST DIESER MAIL VERTRAUEN!

Dies ist eine einmalige Gelegenheit, zu einem befriedigenden
Sexualleben zu gelangen. Keine teueren Essenseinladungen, keine
stundenlangen Gespräche über Nichtigkeiten (an denen nur Frauen
interessiert sind), nur um Sex mit ihr zu haben. Keine
Verpflichtungen, keine miesepetrige Schwiegermutter und
keine bösen Überraschungen, von wegen Hochzeit oder Verlobung.

Zögere also nicht und schicke diesen Brief noch heute an 13 Deiner
besten Freunde.

PS: Wenn Du keine Frau zu verschicken hast, kannst Du auch einen
Staubsauger nehmen.

PPS: Dieser Brief sollte auch in Kopie an Frauen verschickt
werden,
damit Sie sich schon jetzt auf die tollen Abenteuer vorbereiten
können.

PPPS: Eben hat mein Vermieter angerufen, es sind 10 LKWs von der Post
vorgefahren !!!!

Hihi! Echt spitze!

den haääte ich dierekt weiter geschickt

Das ist ja mal ein orgineller Kettenbrief. Übrigens geht das auch mit Männern?

Nö, wie wollen Frauen nen betäubten Mann in nen Karton kriegen? Da fehlt die Kraft!

ausser man isn engel... die haben übernatürliche krääääääfte.

ich liebe mein hasi

Ich finde den Kettenbrief auch total klasse !

Hier das selbe nochmal für die Mädels unter uns

Wie, man kann Männer nicht tauschen?

Schaut mal hier:

hier ist der erste vernünftige Kettenbrief, den ich kenne:

Sende diese Mail ganz einfach an 13 Deiner Freundinnen.
Hoffentlich kennst Du so viele Email-Adressen auswendig,...

Danach narkotisierst Du Deinen Mann, steckst ihn in einen großen Karton
(vergiss nicht die Luftlöcher!) und schickst ihn an diejenige die an erster
Stelle auf der Liste steht.

Schon bald steht Dein Name an erster Stelle und du bekommst 823.542 Männer
per Post!

Laut Statistik befinden sich darunter mindestens:
0,5 Multimillionäre
2,5 Models
463 Millionäre
3.234 bisexuelle Männer
20.198 Stripper
40.198 Traummänner

Das sind summasumarum 64.294 Männer, die ganz einfach heißer,
aufgeschlossener und knackiger sind als der alte, übelgelaunte, den Du
gerade mit der Post weggeschickt hast.
Und das Beste ist: Dein eigener Mann ist garantiert nicht unter denen, die
Du zugeschickt bekommst.

UNTERBRICH DIESEN KETTENBRIEF UNTER KEINEN UMSTÄNDEN!!!!!

Eine Frau, die nur an 5 statt an 13 Freundinnen geschrieben hatte, bekam zum
Beispiel ihren eigenen Mann zurück, immer noch in den alten Pyjama
gekleidet, mit dem sie ihn weggeschickt hatte, rülpsend und unrasiert.
Am selben Tag zog der tolle Mann, mit dem sie zusammengewohnt hatte, seit
sie ihren Mann weggeschickt hatte, bei ihrer besten Freundin ein der sie
dieses Mail nicht geschickt hatte!

Während ich dieses Mail weitersende, hat die Frau, die auf der Liste sechs
Plätze über mir steht, bereits 837 Männer geschickt bekommen und liegt mit
Erschöpfung im Krankenhaus. Vor ihrem Krankenzimmer stehen weitere 452
Kartons.

DU MUSST DIESER MAIL VERTRAUEN!

Zögere also nicht und schicke diesen Brief noch heute an 13 deiner besten
Freundinnen.
Diese Chance kommt nie wieder!!!!!!!!

nimm doch einfach mich, rein statistisch bin ich nämlich unter den
2,5 Models, den 463 Millionären und den 40.198 Traummänner verteten. Spar dir das Porto... Baby

Du bist mir zu haarig... und diese Flöhe...


Bist ja eh schon vergeben
Und ich glücklich verheiratet
edit: nein meine Schätze, ich pack euch nicht in so einen doofen Kettenbrief-Karton

Soo einen grossen Karton wo ein Drache reinpasst wuerde ich gar nicht bekommen*g*
Aber ich wuerde meinen geliebten Ehemann eh nicht hergeben wollen.

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