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 Betreff des Beitrags: Der Mercedes und die Kuh
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Ein Bauer kauft sich einen Mercedes der neuen E-Klasse von der Daimler Benz AG. Er ärgert sich über die Aufpreise bei der Sonderausstattung.

Kurze Zeit später kauft sich ein Vorstandsmitglied der Daimler Benz AG von diesem Bauern eine Kuh für seinen Freizeithof

Der Bauer schreibt folgende Rechnung:

Rechnung

1 Kuh (Standardausführung) Grundpreis 2.400 ?
Zweifarbig (schwarzweiß) Aufpreis 150 ?
Rindlederbezug 100 ?
Milchbehälter für Sommer- und Winterbetrieb 50 ?
4 Zapfhähne ? 12,50 ? 50 ?
2 Stoßstangen, verhornt ? 17,50 ? 35 ?
Fliegenwedel, halbautomatisch 30 ?
Düngevorrichtung (BIO) 60 ?
Allwetterhufe 100 ?
Zweikreisbremssystem (Vorder- und Hinterläufe) 400 ?
Mehrstimmige Signaleinrichtung 135 ?
Verschließbare Halogenaugen 150 ?
Vielstoff-Futterverwerter 1.250 ?

Totalkuh in gewünschter Ausführung 4.910 ?

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 Betreff des Beitrags: Re: Der Mercedes und die Kuh
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 Betreff des Beitrags: Re: Der Mercedes und die Kuh
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