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Die 15 Regeln des Schlafzimmergolfs

1. Jeder Spieler sollte seine Ausrüstung für's Spiel, normalerweise einen
Schläger und zwei Bälle, bereitstellen.

2. Die Benutzung des Golfplatzes muß vom Eigentümer des Loches genehmigt
werden.

3. Anders als beim Golf im Freien, ist es das Ziel, den Schläger ins Loch
zu bekommen und die Bälle draußen zu behalten.

4. Für ein erfolgreiches Spiel sollte der Schläger einen festen Stiel
haben. Platzeigentümern ist es erlaubt, die Stielhärte zu überprüfen,
bevor das Spiel beginnt.

5. Golfplatzeigentümer behalten sich das Recht vor, die Schlägerlänge zu
beschränken, um Schäden am Loch zu vermeiden.

6. Das Ziel des Spieles ist es, so viele Schläge wie notwendig
auszuführen, bis das Loch voll und der Eigentümer zufrieden ist. Das
vorzeitige Abbrechen kann dazu führen, dass dem Spieler die Lizenz
entzogen wird.

7. Es wird als unhöflich betrachtet, das Loch sofort bei der Ankunft zu
spielen. Erfahrene Spieler erforschen zuerst die Hügel und Bunker des
Golfplatzes.

8. Spieler seien davor gewarnt, keine anderen Golfplätze zu erwähnen,
auf denen sie gespielt haben, oder gegenwärtig spielen. Es wird berichtet,
dass aufgebrachte Platzeigentümer die Ausrüstung des Spielers aus
diesem Grund beschädigt haben.

9. Bei vielen Plätzen ist seit Jahren ein Regencape als Standardausrüstung
erforderlich.

10. Der Spieler sollte nicht annehmen, dass der Platz jederzeit bespielbar
ist. Spieler könnten enttäuscht sein, wenn der Platz vorläufig wegen
Wartungsarbeiten geschlossen hat. Es wird empfohlen, in einer solchen
Situation äußerst taktvoll zu sein.

Fortschrittlichere Spieler finden alternative Spiele.

11. Spieler sollten sicherstellen, dass ihr Spiel gut geplant ist,
besonders wenn sie auf einem neuen Platz zu ersten Mal spielen.

Ehemalige Spieler können zornig werden, wenn sie entdecken, dass ein
anderer auf dem Golfplatz spielt, den sie für einen Privatplatz hielten.

12. Der Eigentümer des Platzes ist für die Beschneidung von Büschen
verantwortlich, welche die Sichtbarkeit des Loches reduzieren können.

13. Spielern wird unbedingt dazu geraten, die Erlaubnis des Eigentümers
einzuholen, bevor sie versuchen den Golfplatz von hinten zu spielen.

14. Langsames Spiel ist ratsam, jedoch sollten die Spieler darauf
vorbereitet sein, auf Verlangen des Platzeigentümers das Tempo zu erhöhen.

15. Es wird als eine hervorragende Leistung betrachtet, dasselbe Loch
mehrmals hintereinander in einem Spiel zu spielen, wenn es die Zeit
erlaubt.


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wie geil^^
und gott sei dank fast nicht zweideutig *g*


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Biobland hat geschrieben:
und gott sei dank fast nicht zweideutig *g*


Nein, überhaupt nicht ;-) Hehe...


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