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Es ist schon lustig, wie Google die englisch-sprachigen Seiten ins Deutsche übersetzt :

Inhaltverzeichnis einer Auto-Seite aus den USA:

Preiswerte Geschwindigkeit, Ringsum 23
Wir vergleichen fünf $25.000 Tarmactorpedos und entdecken fünf neue Möglichkeiten, Arrhythmie zu verursachen.

Mazda Mx-5
Wunder bei Mazda: Das ursprüngliche Rezept wird nicht oben gemästet.

Chevrolet HHR
GR. plombiert seine goldene Geschichte für seinen eigenen hinter-angespannten Kreuzer.

Lords des Neides
Bewaffnet mit sechs unverschämten Straßenautos, die mit racetrackleistungsniveaus ausgestattet werden, gehen wir auf der Suche nach einem Platz, sie auszunutzen.

$30.000 Familie Sedans
Gesundschrumpfung war, also ' 70s. jetzt, drei Dekaden später, sind wir schließlich zurück zu roomy Viertüren

Lustig ist es auch Sätze hin und her übersetzen zu lassen, wie das nachfolgende Nonsens-Sprichwort:

Schmiede das Eisen wie dich selbst und liebe deinen Nächsten, solange er noch warm ist.

Schmiede the iron like you and loves your next one, as long as he is warm.

Schmiede das Eisen mögen Sie und Lieben Ihr folgendes, so lang, wie er warm ist.

You and love your following, so long, like schmiede the iron as he is warm.

Sie und lieben Ihr Folgen, also lang, wie schmiede das Eisen, da er warm ist.

Wie kann man Google ganze Sätze übersetzen lassen?

Bei machen Suchergebnissen steht "Diese Seite übersetzen" dahinter ... dann öffnet Google die Seite in einer Übersetzung (was dann manchmal in so einem Wirrwarr endet wie oben genannt)

Von einer Übersetzung einzelner ausgesuchter Sätze weiß ich nichts....

Thema mal hoch schieb

@User2005 & moplue
Unter Google auf "Mehr >>" klicken und dann ganz unten rechts "Übersetzen" wählen.
Oder den Direktlink nutzen: http://www.google.de/language_tools?hl=de

Danke Reinhard

Das hier ist meine Erklärung zu dem Spiel Wörterkette II (Unterforum Spiele und Umfragen) in Englisch (gar net mal so schlecht), von Google übersetzt:

This word chain is similar to the last word chain, however one must call a word, that with the last two letters of the last word begins (e.g. one says animal, the next says harvest, the next pond etc.)
If the last word on two consonants should end (or two vowels), it is permitted to take a word which begins with the latter 3 letter of the previous word.
This play may be played also with nouns, geographical ones and family names.
HP: If someone finds a word, on which in the following 24 hours nobody finds an answer, then receives this 1 point Very badly .

Thus, I catch then times simply on:
House.
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die Beispiele sind ja lustig verdreht *g*

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