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Ich mache mal den Anfang, zwei die mir gerade so einfallen wären:

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Ich habe so viel über die Auswirkungen von Rauchen, Trinken und Sex gelesen, dass ich jetzt beschlossen habe, mit dem Lesen aufzuhören!
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Die Hälfte des Geldes, das ich verdient habe, ist für Alkohol, Frauen und Autos draufgegangen, den Rest habe ich einfach verprasst (George Best)
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Weiß noch jemand ähnliche Aussprüche?

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