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Hei!
Kennt ihr evtl. ein paar Partysketche? Aktuell suche ich gerade einen guten, aber die meisten kenn ich leiden schon

Hmm vielleicht Allah und die kamele? *g*

Geht folgendermaßen:

Du betrittst mit einem tuch wie ein Nomade am Kopf den Raum und erzählst mit herzergreifenden Worten (und natürlich einem ordentlichen akzent) wie dir deine Kamele gestohlen wurden/davon gelaufen sind.
Du hast ja schon sooo viel zu Allah gebetet, aber er bringt sie dir nicht zurück, dabei waren sie doch sein wertvollster besitz.
Du bittest nach der reihe sieben menschen (aber alle einzeln), dir doch zu helfen.
der erste kniet nieder, du vor ihm, und ihr werft euch in moslem-manier auf den boden, immer rufend "ooh allah, gibt mir/ihm meine/seine Kamele wieder!"
das funktioniert aber nicht, und so holst du dir einen zweiten.. usw...

nach dem siebenten, stehst du auf.. schaust alle an, dann in die runde "allah ist weise, auf seine art. meine Kamele habe ich nicht wieder, aber dafür *deutend* 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ESEL!!"

Ich fand ihn damals auf der Schulwoche recht gelungen, zumal der jenige ders gespielt hate so nen geilen akzent hatte...

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