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Schneewittchen war nun 75 Jahre alt. Nach einem erfüllten Leben mit dem mittlerweile verstorbenen Prinzen saß sie glücklich auf einer Schaukel und beobachtete von diesem malerischen Platz aus den Lauf der Dinge, begleitet von ihrem alten Gefährten, ihrem Kater Putzi.

An einem wunderschönen, sonnigen Nachmittag erschien aus heiterem Himmel die Stiefmutter. Schneewittchen sagte: "Stiefmutter! Was machst Du denn hier nach all den Jahren?!" Stiefmutter antwortete: "Nun, Schneewittchen, da Du ein so schönes, erfülltes Leben hattest, seit wir uns das letzte Mal trafen, habe ich mich entschlossen, Dir drei Wünsche zu gewähren.Gibt es da irgendetwas, wonach Dein Herz sich sehnt?" Schneewittchen lehnte sich überwältigt zurück, und nach längerem Überlegen flüsterte es leise: "Ich wünschte mir, ich wäre über alle Maßen reich."

Keine Sekunde verging und die Schaukel, auf der sie saß, verwandelte sich in massives Gold. Schneewittchen war sprachlos. Putzi, ihre treue Katze, sprang von ihrem Schoß und verkroch sich ängstlich in eine Ecke der grossen Schaukel. Schneewittchen sagte: "Vielen Dank, Stiefmutter, vielen Dank!" Die Stiefmutter antwortete: "Keine Ursache, es ist das Wenigste, was ich tun konnte. Was wünscht sich Dein Herz als Zweites?" Schneewittchen schaute an ihrem gealterten Körper hinunter und sagte dann: "Ich wünsche mir, wieder jung zu sein und die ganze Schönheit der Jugend wieder zu erhalten." In dem Moment, wo der Wunsch ausgesprochen war, war er auch schon erfüllt. Beinahe gleichzeitig überkamen Schneewittchen Gefühle, Sehnsüchte und Verlangen, die sie seit Jahren nicht mehr kannte.

"Nun", sagte die Stiefmutter, "Du hast noch einen weiteren Wunsch, was möchtest Du haben?" Schneewittchen schaute Ihren verängstigten Kater an und sagte:"Bitte verwandle meinen alten Kater Putzi in einen hübschen, jungen Mann." Von Zauberhand veränderte sich Putzis biologische Form und nach ein paar Momenten stand vor Schneewittchen ein junger Mann, so schön, wie ihn die Welt bis dahin noch nicht gesehen hatte. So unglaublich schön, daß die Vögel vom Himmel vor seine Füße fielen.

"Ich gratuliere Dir, Schneewittchen", sagte die Stiefmutter, genieße Dein Dir neu gegebenes Leben!" Und mit einem bläulichen Blitz war sie sogleich verschwunden. Für eine Weile saßen Putzi und Schneewittchen da und schauten sich einfach in die Augen. Schneewittchen saß atemlos, den unglaublich hübschen Jüngling, den perfektesten jungen Mann, den sie je gesehen hatte, mit den Augen verzehrend auf der Schaukel.

Dann setzte sich Putzi zum beinahe hypnotisierten Schneewittchen auf die Schaukel, legte den kräftigen Arm um sie, lehnte sich an sie und flüsterte ihr, ihre blonden Locken sanft beiseite blasend, leise ins Ohr: "Ich wette, Du bedauerst es jetzt, mich kastriert zu haben."

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*rofl* das ende is echt genial


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is halt ein witz, etwas ausgeschmückt, und trotzdem liab

ABER: schneewittchen hatte haare wie ebenholz!! ->SCHWARZ! *g*

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Waren im Alter dann bestimmt gefärbt, weil die ebenholzfarbenen Hare grau geworden sind.... :wink:

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Und ausserdem sind blonde Haare attraktiver, das wurde sogar wissenschaftlich belegt, weil nur jede 10 Frau blond ist und somit raussticht.

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Weisst du wieviel *****(!!!!) heutzutage wissenschaftlich Belegt wird nur um den Leuten ins Hirn zu Sch***** damit die Typen auch an Geld rankommen??


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oh man ey -.- obi van is wieder aufm kriegszug :roll:

Ich find die geschichte geil ^-^


allerdings kann ich nicht behaupten das blonde raustechen, ich bin auch blond und sehe jeden tag mind. 300 blonde menschen, also was soll daran bitte besonders sein? :shock:

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Das ist halt so, keine Ahnung, ich habe das irgendwo mal aufgeschnappt und ja es stimmt, es wird fuer viel zu viele dumme Sache Geld gezahlt. Wie man erst mal versucht mit jeder neuen Erfindung Leute umzubringen, als nutzvolles draus zumachen.

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schneewittchen hat ein Forschungsauswirkung, sagt man nebenauswirkung, gute gemacht! das hat man von mordene Gesellschtsproblem auszudenken.






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