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Ein 82-jähriger alter Mann heiratet eine 21-jährige gut aussehende Blondine.
Neun Monate später kommt seine Frau in die Entbindungsklinik und bringt Zwillinge auf die Welt. Freudestrahlend kommt der alte Mann die Treppe der Klinik heraufgerannt und gibt mächtig an bei der erstbesten Krankenschwester, die er trifft:
"Sehen Sie Schwester. In diesem alten Rohr ist noch mächtig Dampf drin!"
Darauf die Schwester: "Ja, ja... aber es ist an der Zeit dieses Rohr mal wieder kräftig zu putzen, denn die Zwillinge sind schwarz!"


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