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BeitragVerfasst: Di 5. Sep 2006, 15:34 
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da der Papst nächsten Dienstag meinen aktuellen Wohnort besuchen wird habe ich überlegt wie man damit am meisten Spaß haben kann.

Nun wird an diesem Tag die gesamte Stadt zum Sicherheitsgebiet erklärt, was dafür sorgen wird, dass niemand mehr irgendwo hingeht ohne permanent kontrulliert zu werden:

Spaß mit Sicherheitskontrollen:
    1. Drei Monate nicht waschen
    2. Knoblauch
    3. Zwiebeln
    4. Ein Kilogramm graue Knete mit Drähten und einem Wecker im Rucksack haben
    5. Eine undurchsichtige Tüte im Gepäck haben mit eckligem Inhalt. z.B. benutzte Tampons oder vergammelten Fisch. Sie WERDEN reinfassen!
    6. Entferne Siegel von Gullideckeln

Ausserdem werdem millionen von Menschen zu der Wiese pilgern auf der der Gottesdienst sein wird

Spaß mit Pilgern:
    1. Verkaufe Ablässe
    2. Verteile Kondome mit dem Bild des Papstes darauf.
    3. Verteile vom Papst erlaubte Kondome, incl dem durchsteckendem Nagel.
    4. Verschenke Koffer die mit Flüssigkeiten und Drähten gefüllt sind.
    5. Mache Werbung für den Wachturm
    6. Versuche Pilger zu irgnedeiner anderen Religion zu bekehren.
    7. Spiele Szenen aus "Der Exorzist" nach
    8. Versuche einen neuen Kreuzzug zu beginnen.

und dann natürlich noch:
Spaß beim Papstgottesdienst
    1. Nenne dein dort gebohrenes Kind (davon wird es einige geben) Judas
    2. Rufe wenn der Papst auf das Posium kommt "Ich will ein Kind von dir"
    3. Vordere Zugaben
    4. Trage umgedrehte Kreuze und ähnliche Symbole
    5. Komme im kompletten Fanoutfit deiner Lieblingsmanschaft
    6. Flitzer!
    7. Erkläre allen Menschen die fotografieren, dass nach Ansicht der Kirche fotografieren die Sehle raubt, und sie das lassen sollen


habt ihr noch ideen??

ich werde den Tag übrigens entweder in meinem Zimmer verbringen, oder möglichst weit weg!

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BeitragVerfasst: Di 5. Sep 2006, 17:03 
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echt gute ideen.

Allerdings führen die meisten unweigerlich ins Gefängnis, also wird es nicht viele Willige Täter geben.

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stell dir vor, da ist ein FUN-text :wink:
aber das ist echt gut! :lol:

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BeitragVerfasst: Di 5. Sep 2006, 17:41 
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Was ich ja wirklich gern beim Papst machen würde, ist zwar ungemein Kindisch, aber wir habens in der Marienpfarre bei einem Sonntagsgottesdienst gemacht:

Pfarrer hat den Messwein in der Hand, wie stehen hinten und Brüllen durchs ganze Kirchenschiff: "Ex oder Peidl am Tisch!" ("Ex oder Schwanz auf den Altar") im ärgsten Wiener Dialekt mit einem wunderschönen Meidlinger L und rennen weg :>

Ein Bekannter von einem der dabei war hatte den Gottesdienst gefilmt, und uns nacher das Video gezeigt - die Gesichter waren göttlich :D


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net schlecht die ideen...aber besser sein lassen ^^ könnte böse ausgehen


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Warum nicht, ein paar Dinge sind ja noch machbar...

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ein paar aber auch nicht ^^


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